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Simhallar \u00e4r inte mitt favorittillh\u00e5ll. I samma \u00f6gonblick som jag kliver \u00f6ver tr\u00f6skeln till en simhall m\u00e5ste jag st\u00e4nga ner mig sj\u00e4lv mentalt. Jag m\u00e5ste sluta ta in verkligheten. L\u00e5ta bli att se och k\u00e4nna.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Ja, jag har nog en aning bacillskr\u00e4ck. Och lite social fobi. Men \u00e4r det helt orimligt i en simhall? F\u00f6rst ska man ju duscha naken med en massa andra m\u00e4nniskor. F\u00f6r mig som helst inte ens tr\u00e4ffar p\u00e5kl\u00e4dda m\u00e4nniskor \u00e4r det inte dr\u00f6mscenariot. Sedan ska man ner i bass\u00e4ngerna. Klor i all \u00e4ra, men f\u00f6rs\u00f6k inte lura i mig att det r\u00e5r p\u00e5 h\u00e5rstr\u00e5n och hudflagor.<\/p>

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Det sv\u00e5raste \u00e4r att f\u00f6rs\u00f6ka matcha barnens entusiasm medan man sj\u00e4lv verkligen lider inombords. De \u00e4r ju alltid s\u00e5 glada n\u00e4r vi \u00e4r i simhallar. Och jag vill ju inte l\u00e4gga sordin p\u00e5 deras gl\u00e4dje, s\u00e5 jag f\u00f6ljer tappert efter dem och bidrar med glada utrop och ler hysteriskt n\u00e4r de gurglar sig i bass\u00e4ngvattnet.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u00c4ventyrsbad inneb\u00e4r ytterligare en dimension i helvetet eftersom jag d\u00e4r instinktivt blir n\u00e5n slags David Hasselhoff i Baywatch och k\u00e4nner ansvar f\u00f6r samtliga badandes liv n\u00e4r de svischar ner genom vattenrutschbanorna.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Efter avslutat bad och dusch l\u00e4ggs badkl\u00e4der och handdukar i en p\u00e5se som jag p\u00e5 riktigt funderar p\u00e5 att m\u00e4rka med en s\u00e5n d\u00e4r \u201dfarligt avfall\u201d-symbol. V\u00e4l hemma k\u00f6r jag alltihop i tv\u00e4ttmaskinen p\u00e5 200 grader i 18 timmar. Helst tv\u00e5 g\u00e5nger. Sj\u00e4lv duschar jag. Igen.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

P\u00e5 kv\u00e4llen ber\u00e4ttar jag i triumf f\u00f6r maken att jag klarade det. Jag klarade detta fullkomliga eldprov i \u00e4ckel. Jag f\u00f6rv\u00e4ntar mig appl\u00e5der och visslingar och g\u00e4rna en pokal av icke blygsam storlek. Jag f\u00f6rv\u00e4ntar mig att han ska vara supertacksam och s\u00e4ga saker som \u201dDu \u00e4r verkligen v\u00e4rldens b\u00e4sta mamma \u00e5t v\u00e5ra barn!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Det s\u00e4ger han inte. Ist\u00e4llet s\u00e4ger han saker som: \u201dVa kul! Ni satt v\u00e4l i bubbelpoolerna? Ni drack v\u00e4l av bass\u00e4ngvattnet? Ni slickade v\u00e4l p\u00e5 d\u00f6rrhandtagen?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Inf\u00f6r hemkomsten fr\u00e5n n\u00e4sta simhallsbes\u00f6k ska jag ordna en egen v\u00e4lkomstkommitt\u00e9. D\u00e4r ska finnas en orkester, choklad, alkoholfritt bubbel och en medalj. Men framf\u00f6rallt \u2013 handsprit.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Lotten Alveling<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Simhallar \u00e4r inte mitt favorittillh\u00e5ll. I samma \u00f6gonblick som jag kliver \u00f6ver tr\u00f6skeln till en simhall m\u00e5ste jag st\u00e4nga ner mig sj\u00e4lv mentalt. Jag m\u00e5ste sluta ta in verkligheten. L\u00e5ta bli att se och k\u00e4nna. Ja, jag har nog en aning bacillskr\u00e4ck. Och lite social fobi. Men \u00e4r det helt orimligt i en simhall? 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